The new year has arrived and guess what! For the first time in my history of existence, I have decided to go for New Year Resolutions.
And here are they:
- Promise everyone with a small 'conditions apply' tag.
- Stay away from girls and dogs. Both bite and bite hard! It hurts! oooh!
- Laugh often and never cry.
- Make friendships only with boys (in a strictly non-pervert and innocent sense, NOT what you think, you *****!)
- Feign to be intelligent.
- Whenever in trouble, speak the truth.
- Whenever not in trouble, also speak the truth. Oh! both sound so similar, isn't it?
- Research on how to increase the limits of blogger, so that I may never have to switch to another account and am able to write 90 years of blah blah blah.
- Make money out of everything! Am short of cash! Seriously!
Aaahhh... so hopefully that's it and all!
PS. All in a strictly humorous sense!
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